| The Groupie Who Didn't Put Out |
[Sep. 30th, 2009|10:38 pm] |
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Hey guys :) It's Sara!! what the fuck is up. Well, let me tell ya a little about myself.... Im 20, work at Dunkin and go to school full time! thats all, nah legit.... this is the dillio.... So me and Nikky go to shows a lot. I'm a pretty outgoing person, some would consider a flirt (if you will).... she takes the pictures, and i take the numbers :) hahaha. no really though... sooo we met this band a few weeks back, and some of the members sweat my shit.... but they didnt put out so i didnt talk to them. NAHHHH IM JUST KIDDING... but seriously, i always end up getting a bunch of free stuff like CD's and shirts... idk why haha, im just bubbly, fun, and happy !!! FIST PUMP... im a complete nerd who is a hopeless romantic :) according to the tarot cards nikky just did for me that took an hour... GO FIGURE, they were all about me finding my "true love" annnnd i got a txt from one of the band guys I went on a date with the other night ! LAWLZ****** ... he was cool though and had greeeeat teeth haha... maybeeeeee*, but he could have a girlfriend. bad idea on my part.... MINOR DETAILS <3333.... honestly though, ive been through the ringer with silly boys, and am in no position to settle down wink wink ;) i cant tell who lies to me anymore, and cut people outa my life just as quickly as they come in. boysboysboys... im your typical girl who rotates friends just as fast as a whore gets knocked up... somehow nikky has made her way through the woodwork after like 9 years haha. THANKYOU SUBWAY... oh funny story on how we reunited :) .... i was somewhat dating one of her douchebag cousins friends hahahha. and then we made fun of them for the next 5 months!!! yeah so apparently me and nikky may be going on tour with this band as groupies.... but in order to be a groupie i guess you need to sleep with the band or something? yeah, im not into that..... haha i havent gotten any in like 2 months and i dont plan on hooking up with any retards in the near future
ill update more, but its like 10:30 and i have work @ 4 am tomorrow. fml
xoxo SARA
Hey everyone it's Nikky. This is whole thing started because me and Sara have these crazy ironic episodes when we go out. We end up saying these ridiculous quotes that are sometimes preverted, hysterical and those type of jokes, you wouldn't know what we are talking about, unless you have met us, or have been told in detail. (we will be adding quotes hopefully as often as we go out, so you guys get to see the randomness we create.) When we go to these shows she mentioned, I work my ass off doing what I do best, making bands look amazing live, while she pretends to be that drunk flirty girl that everyone wants to talk to but most guys are too scared to do so. She acts as my assistant and gets all the free merch, I get shafted, I go out of my way to promote and such. It is amazing how it all turns out. She's beyond lucky and I am so not. The ying and the yang in person folks. I wouldn't say I get jealous, i have those "fucking sara" moments where I get mad that I can't have it all too, even when I work for it. Does that make me jealous? I think she's a bit jealous of my camera skills lol. Or that she can't be in front of it all the time. LOL NOT AT ALL. JK. But not really. ;)
[THAT'S A WINK DON'T HIT ME!!]
Quotes of the day: "Nikky help my life suck!" - Sara "I give, give give give, and get nothing in return, and you do shit and get everything [Nikky] Hey, i give too, oral sex, but i give to God damn it" [Sara]
Just to clarify, Sara really isn't a groupie, and not a whore, but i like to make her sound like one so I sound cooler. ;)
Nikky Photography OUT!
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